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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,052ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,932nd
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
La La Love
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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La La Love

Population2.786 billion

CurrencySinging Coin
AnimalLeaves

The Republic of La La Love is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 2.786 billion La La Loveans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse La La Lovean economy, worth 245 trillion Singing Coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,011 Singing Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader, the tightness of border controls in La La Love leave a little to be desired, and Leader is worshipped as a god. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La La Love's national animal is the Leaves, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

La La Love is ranked 197,345th in the world and 4,462nd in Artificial Solar System for Fattest Citizens, with 8.08 Obesity Rate.

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10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,052ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,932ndMost Authoritarian: 22,568thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,140thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,506thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,666thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,759th
Top
1%
Longest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 51st in the regionTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 164th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 173rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Developed: 192nd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 272nd in the regionMost Influential: 310th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 319th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 353rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 377th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 438th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 476th in the regionSafest: 489th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 505th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : La La Love was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in La La Love, Leader is worshipped as a god.
  • : Following new legislation in La La Love, the tightness of border controls in La La Love leave a little to be desired.
  • : Following new legislation in La La Love, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in La La Love, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in La La Love, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : La La Love was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in La La Love, the might of the entire La La Lovean Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in La La Love, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in La La Love, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.

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