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Most Primitive: 23,693rd
The Horrific Fertilizer of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Forza La Fiorita!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Below Average

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La Fiorita

Population4.287 billion

CapitalKarmen
LeaderKimbery Fillpot

Currencybaht
Animalporpoise

The Horrific Fertilizer of La Fiorita is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Kimbery Fillpot with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning porpoise population. The quiet, industrious population of 4.287 billion La Fioritans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karmen. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient La Fioritan economy, worth 179 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,840 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, the Karmen Film Festival recently voted 'La Fioritan Getting Hit By Football' as best film, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Fiorita's national animal is the porpoise.

La Fiorita is ranked 151,737th in the world and 3,235th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.81 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Primitive: 23,693rd
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Most Primitive: 586th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : La Fiorita altered its national flag.
  • : La Fiorita's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : La Fiorita's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : La Fiorita altered its national flag.
  • : La Fiorita's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : La Fiorita's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : La Fiorita altered its national flag.
  • : La Fiorita changed its national leader to "Kimbery Fillpot".
  • : La Fiorita's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : La Fiorita was refounded in Lazarus.

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