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Most Authoritarian: 5,363rd Most Income Equality: 9,398th Most Extreme: 11,907th
The Undead Hordes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
BRAAAIIINS! BRAINS! BRAAINS? BRAAAINS!
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La Danse Macabre

Population8.806 billion

Currencybrains
Animalbraaaaiins

The Undead Hordes of La Danse Macabre is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.806 billion La Danse Macabreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although International Aid, Defense, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant La Danse Macabrean economy, worth 143 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,271 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Danse Macabre's national animal is the braaaaiins, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La Danse Macabre is ranked 119,770th in the world and 7th in Kernkraft for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.4 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Income Equality: 9,398thMost Extreme: 11,907thMost Conservative: 12,359thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,713th

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