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Most Authoritarian: 5,245th Most Income Equality: 9,350th Most Extreme: 11,846th
The Undead Hordes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
BRAAAIIINS! BRAINS! BRAAINS? BRAAAINS!
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La Danse Macabre

Population9.572 billion

Currencybrains
Animalbraaaaiins

The Undead Hordes of La Danse Macabre is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.572 billion La Danse Macabreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Environment, Public Transport, and International Aid also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant La Danse Macabrean economy, worth 155 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,271 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Danse Macabre's national animal is the braaaaiins, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La Danse Macabre is ranked 120,045th in the world and 1st in Kernkraft for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 625.82 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 5,245thTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,350thMost Extreme: 11,846thMost Conservative: 12,554thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,554thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,962nd

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