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Most Influential: 4,062ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,759thMost Primitive: 7,336th
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La Ascension

Population3.86 billion

CapitalArcangel Miguel

Currencygold coin
Animalwhite magical rabbit

The Queendom of La Ascension is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.86 billion Ascensios have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcangel Miguel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.0%.

The strong La Ascensionian economy, worth 222 trillion gold coins a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,769 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

La Ascensionian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, devotion to God is only skin-deep, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in the South Pacific, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Ascension's national animal is the white magical rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La Ascension is ranked 149,651st in the world and 6,021st in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -1.26 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Influential: 4,062ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,759thMost Primitive: 7,336thSafest: 8,678thMost Pacifist: 9,192ndBest Weather: 9,850thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,400thMost Devout: 14,495thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,788thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,480thNicest Citizens: 16,124thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,810thHealthiest Citizens: 20,831st
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 292nd in the regionBest Weather: 305th in the regionSafest: 316th in the regionMost Pacifist: 352nd in the regionMost Primitive: 398th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 446th in the regionMost Devout: 463rd in the regionMost Influential: 472nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 519th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 526th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 541st in the regionNicest Citizens: 614th in the regionLargest Populations: 654th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 672nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 723rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 771st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 794th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 823rd in the region

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