by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 530th Most Influential: 1,133rd Most Primitive: 5,089th
The Queendom of
Moralistic Democracy
Strength Through Freedom
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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La Ascension

Population1.747 billion

CapitalArcangel Miguel

Currencygold coin
Animalwhite magical rabbit

The Queendom of La Ascension is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.747 billion Ascensios are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcangel Miguel. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The La Ascensionian economy, worth 84.4 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,312 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

White Magical Rabbit is one of the most popular forenames in La Ascension, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Ascension's national animal is the white magical rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La Ascension is ranked 49,934th in the world and 2,018th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,365.01 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 530thMost Influential: 1,133rdTop
Most Primitive: 5,089thTop
Most Pacifist: 9,091stSafest: 9,146thMost Devout: 10,785thBest Weather: 10,802ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,591stMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,313thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,736thNicest Citizens: 14,889th
Most Influential: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionMost Primitive: 178th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 297th in the regionMost Devout: 306th in the regionSafest: 321st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 329th in the regionMost Pacifist: 336th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 476th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 509th in the regionNicest Citizens: 534th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 536th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 600th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 629th in the region

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