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Largest Mining Sector: 658th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,238th Largest Black Market: 2,155th
The United Kingdoms of
Moralistic Democracy
God save the king
Influence
Power
President of the Komitern of war and home affairs
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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La Antartida

Population6.187 billion

CapitalMoscú
LeaderRodolfo I de Menka
FaithCristianity

Currencyruble
AnimalTurkey Vulture

The United Kingdoms of La Antartida is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rodolfo I de Menka with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.187 billion Soviets are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscú. The average income tax rate is 87.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 981 trillion rubles a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 158,695 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, going on a diet invalidates your passport, it's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous, and destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare rubles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Antartida's national animal is the Turkey Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cristianity.

La Antartida is ranked 70,090th in the world and 6th in Union Sovietica de Mordor for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Mining Sector: 658thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,238thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,155thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,434thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,816thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,343rdMost Avoided: 5,042ndMost Devout: 5,199thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,485thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,719thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,014thMost Efficient Economies: 7,018thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,961stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,174thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,788thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,159thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,264thLargest Governments: 9,315thHighest Average Incomes: 10,908thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,403rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,999thMost Stationary: 14,238thHighest Economic Output: 15,044thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,271stMost Influential: 16,766th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : La Antartida was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in La Antartida, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare rubles.
  • : Following new legislation in La Antartida, it's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous.
  • : Following new legislation in La Antartida, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : La Antartida was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : La Antartida was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : La Antartida was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in La Antartida, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in La Antartida, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in La Antartida, abacus sales outpace those of the personal computer following the closure of the Internet.

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