The Free Land of L etat Irreel is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Elise Francois Bordeux with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.114 billion Neo French are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Public Transport, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo French economy, worth 868 trillion Paper Clips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 122,112 Paper Clips, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. L etat Irreel's national animal is the Farfadet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Flying Spaghetti Monster.

L etat Irreel is ranked 245,047^th in the world and 941^st in Europe for Most Conservative, scoring 40.75 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.