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Largest Insurance Industry: 294th Most Ignorant Citizens: 872nd Largest Mining Sector: 1,005th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Nihil sine Deo
Regional Influence
Zero
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Empire of L E F is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Eugen with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.727 billion L E Fians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stronghold of Terror. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The thriving L E Fian economy, worth a remarkable 4,631 trillion Leus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 203,780 Leus, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,017,380 per year while the poor average 22,980, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, Stronghold of Terror is a police state during international summits, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. L E F's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

L E F is ranked 148,615th in the world and 4,337th in Osiris for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.42 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 294thMost Ignorant Citizens: 872ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,005thMost Conservative: 1,025thHighest Economic Output: 1,188thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,413thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,473rdMost Devout: 1,495thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,556thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,630thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,640thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,870thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,217thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,323rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,407thLargest Populations: 2,633rdFattest Citizens: 2,646thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,781stHighest Drug Use: 2,917thMost Avoided: 3,151stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,595thHighest Average Incomes: 4,413thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,752ndMost Extreme: 5,956thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,989thLargest Retail Industry: 6,999thTop
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Most Primitive: 7,794thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,847thLargest Black Market: 10,005thLowest Crime Rates: 10,281stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,831stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,540th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Devout: 60th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70th in the regionMost Extreme: 70th in the regionLargest Populations: 74th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 78th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 78th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 89th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 113th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 121st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 128th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionFattest Citizens: 153rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 161st in the regionMost Avoided: 163rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 197th in the regionMost Primitive: 199th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 243rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 274th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 288th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 353rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 363rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 443rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : L E F was refounded in Osiris.
  • : L E F ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : L E F's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Most Devout.
  • : L E F's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 5% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : L E F's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : L E F's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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