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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,199th Most Cultured: 1,342nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,987th
The Greater Union State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The hammer of justice is to beat down the proud nail
Iqel Ishwala-tsó'aarrla xek
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Population9.174 billion

LeaderIqel Ishwala-tsó'aarrla xek


The Greater Union State of Kzaria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Iqel Ishwala-tsó'aarrla xek with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 9.174 billion Kzariosi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isin'nyol. The average income tax rate is 79.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kzarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,137 trillion Jéks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,030 Jéks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and all marriages are arranged by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kzaria's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ei'tsó'aarrla.

Kzaria is ranked 2,266th in the world and 2nd in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,251.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,199thMost Cultured: 1,342ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,987thLargest Black Market: 2,114thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,336thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,567thBest Weather: 4,706thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,081stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,475thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,568thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,399thHealthiest Citizens: 6,512thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,523rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,865thHighest Economic Output: 10,389thMost Devout: 10,815thMost Authoritarian: 11,473rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,459thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,756thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,777thLargest Governments: 17,162ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,187thMost Influential: 18,187thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,476th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the region

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