The Republic of Kyupaa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Winterlady with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 40.753 billion Kyupaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivdisha. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Kyupaan economy, worth 999 trillion chalices a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,518 chalices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Kyupaans's kindness, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyupaa's national animal is the porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyupaa is ranked 303^rd in the world and 2^nd in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 5,582.66309376 Days.