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Most Authoritarian: 8,485thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,772ndMost Conservative: 16,294th
The Commonwealth of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Justice
Ben Webb
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kystopicka

Population3.006 billion

CapitalMostar
LeaderBen Webb
FaithEmpty Gods

Currencyrupee
Animaltiger

The Commonwealth of Kystopicka is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ben Webb with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 3.006 billion Kystopickans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mostar. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kystopickan economy, worth 166 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,500 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, new urban roads are threatening city parks, edutainment video games are taking Kystopicka's students to the next level, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kystopicka's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Empty Gods.

Kystopicka is ranked 184,581st in the world and 222nd in Oneid for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 66,952 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Authoritarian: 8,485thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,772ndMost Conservative: 16,294thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,022nd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kystopicka, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Kystopicka, edutainment video games are taking Kystopicka's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Kystopicka, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kystopicka, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kystopicka, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Kystopicka, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Kystopicka, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Kystopicka, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Kystopicka, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Kystopicka, every week is blindness awareness week.

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