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Highest Crime Rates: 1,715th Rudest Citizens: 1,870th Most Armed: 2,001st
The Kyruption of
Capitalizt
Darlin', only the good die young.
'Only the Good Die Young' by Billy Joel
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Procurator
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Kyruption of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by 'Only the Good Die Young' by Billy Joel with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.787 billion infernal caprids enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong infernally caprine economy, worth a remarkable 1,112 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,369 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,932 per year while the poor average 2,934, a ratio of 253 to 1.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyrusia is ranked 10,562nd in the world and 1st in The Local Cluster for Most Stationary, with 874.70777352 Days.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,715thRudest Citizens: 1,870thMost Armed: 2,001stFattest Citizens: 2,131stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,375thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,571stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,612thMost Avoided: 2,937thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,024thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,165thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,362ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,386thLargest Mining Sector: 3,978thMost Pro-Market: 4,519thHighest Drug Use: 6,852ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,720thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,738thLargest Populations: 9,366thMost Stationary: 10,562ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,604thMost Extreme: 10,899thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,543rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,821stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,754thMost Influential: 14,100thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,860th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyrusia changed its national leader to "'Only the Good Die Young' by Billy Joel" and its motto to "Darlin', only the good die young.".
  • : Kyrusia changed its national leader to "'I Want It All' by Queen" and its motto to "It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth.".
  • : Kyrusia changed its national motto to "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device.".
  • : Kyrusia changed its national leader to "'Hotel California' by the Eagles" and its motto to "We are all just prisoners here of our own device.".
  • : Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • : Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • : Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • : Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • : Kyrusia changed its national nation type to "Kyruption".
  • : Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.

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