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Highest Crime Rates: 1,530th Highest Drug Use: 1,756th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,855th
The Most Caprine Malevolence of
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My peace has always depended on all the ashes in my wake.
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Procurator
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kyrusia

Population15.26 billion

CapitalPandæmonium
Leaderthe Overgoat
Faiththe Cult of the Overgoat

CurrencyFaustian bargain
Animaldiabolic ibex

The Most Caprine Malevolence of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Overgoat with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.26 billion infernal caprids enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong infernally caprine economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,369 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,932 per year while the poor average 2,934, a ratio of 253 to 1.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, in a fit of passion the Overgoat has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and the Cult of the Overgoat has been named as Kyrusia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Overgoat.

Kyrusia is ranked 9,834th in the world and 8th in The Local Cluster for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,034.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 1,530thTop
5%
Highest Drug Use: 1,756thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,855thMost Armed: 1,959thFattest Citizens: 2,007thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,189thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,629thMost Avoided: 2,667thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,836thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,971stLargest Mining Sector: 3,932ndRudest Citizens: 4,219thMost Pro-Market: 4,801stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,825thLargest Retail Industry: 5,998thMost Stationary: 7,195thLargest Populations: 7,658thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 7,987thHighest Economic Output: 7,990thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,245thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,810thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,645thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,834thMost Influential: 11,644thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,557thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,396thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,648th
Top
1%
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyrusia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Kyrusia changed its national motto to "We are the lions in a world of lambs.".
  • : Kyrusia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kyrusia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kyrusia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Kyrusia changed its national motto to "What a grand and intoxicating innocence.".
  • : Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • : Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • : Kyrusia lodged a message on the Space Sector RPRA Regional Message Board.
  • : Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.

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