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Highest Crime Rates: 1,667th Most Armed: 2,001st Fattest Citizens: 2,088th
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The Most Caprine Malevolence of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Overgoat with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.899 billion infernal caprids enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong infernally caprine economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,369 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,932 per year while the poor average 2,934, a ratio of 253 to 1.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyrusia is ranked 141,699th in the world and 116th in The Local Cluster for Most Authoritarian, with zero Stalins.

Highest Crime Rates: 1,667thMost Armed: 2,001stFattest Citizens: 2,088thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,266thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,435thRudest Citizens: 2,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,862ndMost Avoided: 3,054thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,154thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,223rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,228thLargest Mining Sector: 4,099thLargest Retail Industry: 4,534thMost Pro-Market: 4,713thHighest Drug Use: 6,838thTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,307thLargest Populations: 8,432ndMost Stationary: 8,800thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,043rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,036thMost Extreme: 10,727thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,870thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,212thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,032ndMost Influential: 12,649thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,590th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the region

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