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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 267thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,365thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,521st
The Kyrupt Cassette of
Capitalizt
Tell 'em to carve my name in the bar stool, baby.
the Overgoat
Influence
Auxiliary
Procurator
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kyrusia

Population20.818 billion

CapitalPandæmonium
Leaderthe Overgoat
Faiththe Cult of the Overgoat

CurrencyFaustian bargain
Animaldiabolic ibex

The Kyrupt Cassette of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Overgoat with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.818 billion infernal caprids enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong infernally caprine economy, worth a remarkable 1,970 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,667 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 871,228 per year while the poor average 1,050, a ratio of 829 to 1.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, in a fit of passion the Overgoat has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and the Cult of the Overgoat has been named as Kyrusia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Overgoat.

Kyrusia is ranked 240,999th in the world and 63rd in The Local Cluster for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -23.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 267thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,365thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,521stHighest Crime Rates: 1,549thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,707thHighest Drug Use: 1,976thFattest Citizens: 2,000thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,441stMost Avoided: 2,548thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,615thMost Armed: 4,418thLargest Mining Sector: 5,297thMost Stationary: 5,328thRudest Citizens: 5,961stLargest Populations: 6,551stHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,939thLargest Retail Industry: 7,779thHighest Economic Output: 8,297thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,709thMost Influential: 10,324thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 13,088thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,354thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,581stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,272ndMost Pro-Market: 15,977thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,531stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,581stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,107thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,366thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,498thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,242nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the region

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