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Highest Crime Rates: 1,484th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,730th Highest Drug Use: 1,811th
The Most Caprine Malevolence of
Capitalizt
My peace has always depended on all the ashes in my wake.
Influence
Duckspeaker
Procurator
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kyrusia

Population15.956 billion

CapitalPandæmonium
Leaderthe Overgoat
Faiththe Cult of the Overgoat

CurrencyFaustian bargain
Animaldiabolic ibex

The Most Caprine Malevolence of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Overgoat with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.956 billion infernal caprids enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong infernally caprine economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,369 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,932 per year while the poor average 2,934, a ratio of 253 to 1.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, in a fit of passion the Overgoat has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and the Cult of the Overgoat has been named as Kyrusia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Overgoat.

Kyrusia is ranked 1,484th in the world and 2nd in The Local Cluster for Highest Crime Rates, with 39.54 Crimes Per Hour.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,484thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,730thHighest Drug Use: 1,811thFattest Citizens: 1,965thMost Armed: 1,966thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,249thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,608thMost Avoided: 2,620thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,782ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,911thLargest Mining Sector: 3,733rdRudest Citizens: 4,427thMost Pro-Market: 5,790thLargest Retail Industry: 6,226thMost Stationary: 6,781stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,850thLargest Populations: 7,484thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,686thHighest Economic Output: 7,897thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,736thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,193rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,462ndLargest Gambling Industry: 10,135thMost Influential: 11,389thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,849thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,877thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,267thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,193rdMost Corrupt Governments: 16,484th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the region

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