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Highest Crime Rates: 1,750th Most Armed: 2,054th Fattest Citizens: 2,148th
The Kyruption of
Capitalizt
My way was death and madness.
'The Gunslinger' by Demons and Wizards
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Procurator
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Kyruption of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by 'The Gunslinger' by Demons and Wizards with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.374 billion infernal caprids enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong infernally caprine economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,369 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,932 per year while the poor average 2,934, a ratio of 253 to 1.

Possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyrusia is ranked 7,939th in the world and 8th in The Local Cluster for Highest Drug Use, scoring 118.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,750thTop
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Most Armed: 2,054thFattest Citizens: 2,148thRudest Citizens: 2,152ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,382ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,801stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,942ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,045thMost Avoided: 3,159thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,338thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,410thLargest Retail Industry: 4,165thLargest Mining Sector: 4,251stMost Pro-Market: 5,262ndHighest Drug Use: 7,939thHighest Economic Output: 8,650thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,993rdMost Stationary: 9,458thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,517thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,922ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,754thMost Extreme: 12,462ndLargest Gambling Industry: 12,950thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,217thMost Influential: 13,544thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,064th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the region

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