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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 804th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,082nd Healthiest Citizens: 1,173rd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Unity, Labor and Liberty
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Average

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Kyrinasaj

Population10.578 billion

CapitalTernograd
LeaderYva Fyderoevski
FaithEastern Orthodoxy

CurrencyKýr
AnimalSheep

The Republic of Kyrinasaj is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yva Fyderoevski with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.578 billion Kyrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ternograd. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kýrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion Kýrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,485 Kýrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Decongestants have replaced Kýrs in street transactions, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the government pours millions of Kýrs into rehabilitation programs annually, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime is almost non-existent. Kyrinasaj's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Kyrinasaj is ranked 157,448th in the world and 5,637th in Balder for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -20.08 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 804thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,082ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,173rdMost Cultured: 1,186thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,620thNicest Citizens: 2,300thBest Weather: 2,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,560thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,731stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,374thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,576thLargest Black Market: 4,109thMost Pacifist: 5,093rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,283rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,103rdSmartest Citizens: 7,575thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,189thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,029thHighest Economic Output: 13,219thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,735thMost Secular: 14,218thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,983rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 35th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 77th in the regionBest Weather: 82nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 102nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 216th in the regionLargest Black Market: 220th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 252nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 261st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 294th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 363rd in the regionLargest Populations: 502nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 540th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 546th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyrinasaj, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrinasaj, the government pours millions of Kýrs into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Kyrinasaj was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrinasaj, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrinasaj, decongestants have replaced Kýrs in street transactions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrinasaj, the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrinasaj, the Kyrinasaj Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrinasaj, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrinasaj, seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrinasaj, there's never enough space in space.

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