The Republic of Kyrianian is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.247 billion Kyrianianians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyrianian City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Kyrianianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,390 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 168,560 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrianian's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Kyrianian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Kyrianian's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
- : Kyrianian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Kyrianian's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
- : Kyrianian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Kyrianian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Kyrianian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Kyrianian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.