by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 319th Most Influential: 529th Most Inclusive: 1,114th
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
God, Homeland, Liberty
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population3.752 billion

CapitalKyrianian City


The Republic of Kyrianian is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.752 billion Kyrianianians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyrianian City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrianianian economy, worth 560 trillion rupees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,505 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, news headlines usually include p-values, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrianian's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kyrianian is ranked 85,507th in the world and 4,752nd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,644.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 319thMost Influential: 529thMost Inclusive: 1,114thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,526thNicest Citizens: 1,576thMost Pacifist: 1,693rdBest Weather: 1,749thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,895thSafest: 1,917thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,006thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,139thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,261stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,403rdMost Developed: 2,481stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,585thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,615thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,661stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,861stHealthiest Citizens: 2,992ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,337thLowest Crime Rates: 3,570thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,751stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,112thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,154thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,218thSmartest Citizens: 4,563rdLargest Governments: 4,570thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,772ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,646thTop
Most Cultured: 10,638thMost Income Equality: 12,679thHighest Average Incomes: 12,805thMost Secular: 13,623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,428thMost Politically Free: 18,607th
Most Inclusive: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 80th in the regionMost Pacifist: 81st in the regionNicest Citizens: 88th in the regionSafest: 88th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 93rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 95th in the regionBest Weather: 96th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 118th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 123rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 127th in the regionMost Developed: 134th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 136th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 143rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 150th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 155th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 160th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 160th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 165th in the regionMost Influential: 187th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 190th in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 210th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 226th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 261st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 515th in the regionMost Cultured: 529th in the regionMost Stationary: 532nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 579th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 609th in the regionMost Secular: 694th in the regionMost Income Equality: 740th in the regionLargest Populations: 870th in the regionMost Politically Free: 903rd in the regionNudest: 927th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, news headlines usually include p-values.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore.
  • : Kyrianian voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Kyrianian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrianian, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Kyrianian endorsed The Enlightened State of Sundred.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 238 » Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Unimaginable Doom, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Holy Oranz, Sankami, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Guslantis, Frances Francis the First of France, Kingdom of Space, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Vazali, Bothia, Alice Gardens, Dutchyland, Malta Comino Gozo, Corfad, Apetopia, Colony of lasting Hopes, Southern Stroraia, American MapleStory, Omicron Persei V111, Chadwin, Isimud, New Chilokver, Republic of Destiny, Arrivederci, Q w e r t y, HMS Unicorn, Zeternia, Jefffliu, Tianqing, Pallaith, The Rossinite Empire, Dopeland420, The Kyziban Islands, The AP Republic, The Bureaucratic Territories, Halcon siveriano, Beladev, Dreylus, Amerian States, Pleroma Sans Romans, Lamexanope, Ilisseia, and 188 others.Kwaj, Felpolandia, New Sekai, Kubrostavsria, PlanetPunk, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Kelvaros Prime, Arabian gulf states, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, The Lugansk Republic, The Teddy, BrightFutures, Necromonia, Boggovia, Choistan, Elevation, Fengate, Calamazo, The Army Republic of Prussia, General COE, Joodey, Unsophisticate, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Xionn, Ainsworth, Vszeklina, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Koda-Land, Diodone, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Forunte, Sheppey, Prevaland, Yaris, Buckerino, Drasvidania, Seven Hills, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, The Lancerian Empire, The Iron Lions, Puczovska, The Akhara Islands, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Republic of Dixie, Territorio di Nessuno, Beodarasc, Pakistan 001, Tredano, Lionia, Wodan, Thenaca, Xinchao, New Lakemba, Kyoki Chudoku, Victoriaans Nederlands, The Galactic Triumvirate, Midds Conia, New Pleasant Hill, Ice and Tinian, Tharissus, Abiswashyo-bhumi, ShortBusCrashed, Dannyria, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Agrauron, Esplandia, Camarthen, Mzeusia, Gladio II, SillyString, Malvad, Mercy Land, NatsukiLand, Holy Trinity 2015, Merconitonitopia, Kek-, ThE eNd oF eE, Misthas, Bananaaaaa, Xystopia, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, Wilkshire, Alsatian Island, Euginus, Atheenos, Montegan, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, ABC, Ostrolia, Englachev, Anarchy for people, Matioria, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Ozstan, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, United States of Medford, Arquan, Empotia, Morlanka, New Fingland, Theseia, Atain, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, TerranulliuZ, Panama Coalition, Phoronu, Nueava Libertalia, Weehay, Albacria, Massarie, Ka Ching, Benolia, Freienland, Mordant99, East Supple Lund, Old Republic of Greece, The Oceanic Lands, Soviet Terran, Shibutani, Underground Techno, New Seaview Cove, Riverwinde, Californian Redwood, Snoodum, Constantinolia, THX1138, FLARADESTRA, Northern Glory, Nhada, Trae-Land, Llwy, Former English Colony, Triangle And Square, Mahsoobia, United Republic Greliser, North Armatas, Prospit, Killbear, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Fishguardia, Pizza Squared, Avalon, Ordes, New Cataria, Highton Islands, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Lordelles, Free Culture, Batdaviea, Lake Flotillas, Eravonia, Indiana Hoosier nation, Minolipsia, Itallitopia, Empy, Diche Choklate, Justinisches Reich, Kanlidia, Whereisthatistan, Shentia, Racoda, Kulgatha, Provincias Unidas del Plata, Giganato, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Quranite, The Mace Kingdom, Jest Xerces, Deropia, The South Falls, Broomlands, Suicidistan, The Holy Confederates, Brazsi, Harstonia, Sosash, and Sundred.

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