The Drippling Cepression of Kyria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jesus with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.886 billion Kyrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyria City. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrian economy, worth 415 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,811 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, and turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyria's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solarianity.

Kyria is ranked 99,803^rd in the world and 15^th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 907.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.