The Frustrated Romanophiles of Kyria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jesus with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 3.047 billion Kyrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disappointment City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrian economy, worth 446 trillion hecks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 146,528 hecks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyria's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solarianity.

Kyria is ranked 34,497^th in the world and 14^th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,237.53 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.