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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,282ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,895thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,629th
The Frustrated Romanophiles of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Number 10ís a cesspool of idiocy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Kyria

Population3.047 billion

CapitalDisappointment City
LeaderJesus
FaithSolarianity

Currencyheck
Animalbirb

The Frustrated Romanophiles of Kyria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jesus with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 3.047 billion Kyrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disappointment City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrian economy, worth 446 trillion hecks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 146,528 hecks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyria's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solarianity.

Kyria is ranked 34,497th in the world and 14th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,237.53 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,282ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,895thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,629thMost Developed: 7,134thMost Cultured: 7,536thHealthiest Citizens: 7,698thLowest Crime Rates: 7,753rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,477thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9,458thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,591stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,834thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,717thLargest Governments: 12,702ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,913thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,792ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,828thHighest Average Incomes: 13,926thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,333rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,768thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,783rdSafest: 16,163rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,330thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,245thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,752nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyria, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyria, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyria, handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyria, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyria, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyria, K-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyria, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyria, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyria, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyria, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.

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