The Federated Kingdom of Kyria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Johans II Hohenzollern-Columbien with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.289 billion Kyrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,475 trillion dalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 177,982 dalers, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyria's national animal is the northern eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cristendom.

Kyria is ranked 27,691^st in the world and 7^th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 6,026.93 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.