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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,442nd Most Conservative: 3,501st Most Authoritarian: 7,867th
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Kyrazakhstan

Population480 million

CapitalAbu-Kada

CurrencyRial
AnimalWhite Stallion

The Kingdom of Kyrazakhstan is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 480 million Kyrazis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abu-Kada. The average income tax rate is 39.0%.

The Kyrazi economy, worth 29.5 trillion Rials a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 61,480 Rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and Amnesty Interregional has condemned Kyrazakhstan for ignoring crimes against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Kyrazakhstan's national animal is the White Stallion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kyrazakhstan is ranked 22,790th in the world and 51st in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,970.42 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,442ndMost Conservative: 3,501stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 7,867thMost Avoided: 8,980thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,541stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,364thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,007th
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyrazakhstan resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Kyrazakhstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrazakhstan, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Kyrazakhstan for ignoring crimes against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrazakhstan, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrazakhstan, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrazakhstan, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Kyrazakhstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrazakhstan, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrazakhstan, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrazakhstan, Kyrazi-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.

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