The Kingdom of Kyratistani is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Ajay Gavankar with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.911 billion Kyratistani love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banapur. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyratistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,209 trillion Kyrati rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,073 Kyrati rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, ritual mummification is making a comeback, and all Kyratistani love the taste of self-sufficiency. Crime is totally unknown. Kyratistani's national animal is the Himalayan monal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vajrayāna Buddhism.

Kyratistani is ranked 2,312^th in the world and 154^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 6,230.89 on the Societal Mobility Rating.