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Most Primitive: 76thLargest Welfare Programs: 184thMost Devout: 234th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
ཝཆི མརཱིཀོ ཀྚེ ཧནིཧྚོ །
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Kyratistani

Population10.473 billion

CapitalBanapur
LeaderSecretary Riti Nynriti Gyaltso
FaithVajrayāna Buddhism

CurrencyKyrati rupee
AnimalHimalayan monal

The Kingdom of Kyratistani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Secretary Riti Nynriti Gyaltso with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.473 billion Kyratistani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banapur. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyratistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,339 trillion Kyrati rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 127,928 Kyrati rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime is totally unknown. Kyratistani's national animal is the Himalayan monal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vajrayāna Buddhism.

Kyratistani is ranked 205,786th in the world and 388th in Forest for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 76thLargest Welfare Programs: 184thMost Devout: 234thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 306thBest Weather: 499thMost Pacifist: 881stMost Beautiful Environments: 891stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,023rdMost Inclusive: 1,345thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,361stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,515thMost Cultured: 1,517thNicest Citizens: 1,533rdHighest Food Quality: 1,554thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,818thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,170thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,187thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,244thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,319thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,063rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,079thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,333rdLargest Governments: 3,839thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,062ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,068thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,477thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,404thMost Influential: 7,114thLowest Crime Rates: 7,234thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,229thHealthiest Citizens: 8,556thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,092ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,026thTop
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Most Income Equality: 11,356thHighest Economic Output: 13,837thMost Patriotic: 17,606thHighest Average Incomes: 20,941st
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionMost Income Equality: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Patriotic: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyratistani endorsed The Kingdom of Ardelark.
  • : Kyratistani lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Kyratistani was endorsed by The Great Forest of Ordand.
  • : Kyratistani was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ardelark.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyratistani, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyratistani, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Kyratistani was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyratistani, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyratistani, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • : Kyratistani was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".

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