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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,008thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,797thHealthiest Citizens: 2,658th
The Anti Secretary-General of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Et virtute, ut populus!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population7.225 billion

CapitalNew Kyrata City
LeaderPresident Lilith Matrovsky


The Anti Secretary-General of Kyrata is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Lilith Matrovsky with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 7.225 billion Kyratans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kyrata City. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyratan economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion Kronors a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,872 Kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, war vets look after war animals, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrata's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Memeism.

Kyrata is ranked 2,658th in the world and 2nd in 21st Century Rome for Healthiest Citizens, with 23.48 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,008thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,797thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,658thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,946thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,139thNicest Citizens: 3,465thBest Weather: 3,642ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,649thMost Influential: 3,650thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,763rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,027thMost Pacifist: 5,071stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,177thMost Efficient Economies: 5,455thMost Developed: 5,594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,052ndSmartest Citizens: 6,160thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,449thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,081stMost Inclusive: 7,112thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,496thHighest Average Incomes: 8,053rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,261stLargest Governments: 9,467thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,675thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,375thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,478thMost Cultured: 14,632ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,261stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,676thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,099thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,214thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,629thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,302ndMost Stationary: 19,568thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,065th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the region

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