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The Subtropical Paradise of Kyr4 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President applepwnz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.966 billion Kyr4ns hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orlando. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyr4ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,895 trillion Coconuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 245,983 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Kyr4ian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The New Orlando Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyr4's national animal is the Kyr4n Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Kyr4 is ranked 151,159th in the world and 1st in DragonBallSuper for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 8.53 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 61stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 223rdMost Efficient Economies: 261stRudest Citizens: 613thSmartest Citizens: 629thHighest Economic Output: 738thMost Scientifically Advanced: 765thLargest Information Technology Sector: 800thFattest Citizens: 1,016thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,134thMost Avoided: 1,437thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,591stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,829thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,850thMost Secular: 1,864thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,916thLargest Retail Industry: 1,926thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,082ndLargest Populations: 2,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,318thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,567thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,845thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,523rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,593rdMost Armed: 3,828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,971stMost Cultured: 4,226thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,358thHighest Crime Rates: 4,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,822ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,897thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,442ndTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,858thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,619thLargest Black Market: 8,948thHighest Drug Use: 10,017thLargest Governments: 13,173rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The New Orlando Times is sold out.
  • : Kyr4 was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Kyr4ian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
  • : Kyr4 was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.

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