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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 61st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 251st Most Efficient Economies: 262nd
The Subtropical Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State
Jump in the fountain
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kyr4

Population25.026 billion

CapitalNew Orlando
LeaderPresident applepwnz

CurrencyCoconut
AnimalKyr4n Alligator

The Subtropical Paradise of Kyr4 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President applepwnz with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.026 billion Kyr4ns enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orlando. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyr4ian economy, worth a remarkable 6,150 trillion Coconuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 245,773 Coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Kyr4 has found 4 easter eggs), pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyr4's national animal is the Kyr4n Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Kyr4 is ranked 133,731st in the world and 1st in DragonBallSuper for Most Authoritarian, with 0.04 Stalins.

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1%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 61stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 251stMost Efficient Economies: 262ndSmartest Citizens: 704thHighest Economic Output: 734thMost Scientifically Advanced: 915thLargest Information Technology Sector: 934thRudest Citizens: 1,071stFattest Citizens: 1,093rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,269thMost Avoided: 1,652ndTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,721stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,985thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,127thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,142ndLargest Populations: 2,159thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,518thHighest Average Incomes: 2,594thLargest Retail Industry: 2,650thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,900thLargest Mining Sector: 3,932ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,029thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,102ndMost Cultured: 4,218thMost Armed: 4,639thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,746thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,597thHighest Drug Use: 5,959thMost Secular: 6,484thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,721stTop
10%
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,816thHighest Crime Rates: 8,835thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,887thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,282ndLargest Black Market: 9,810thLargest Governments: 13,177thMost Stationary: 16,387th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Kyr4 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The MT Army".
  • : Kyr4 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Kyr4 has found 4 easter eggs).
  • : Kyr4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyr4, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Kyr4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Highest Drug Use.

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