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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 285thMost Cheerful Citizens: 352nd
The Fmr Grand Vizier of
Father Knows Best State
Part of the ship, part of the crew! YARRRRRR!
Kyp
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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KypsCrew

Population25.476 billion

CapitalParrot Bay
LeaderKyp
FaithPiracy

Currencydoubloon
Animalparrot

The Fmr Grand Vizier of KypsCrew is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyp with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 25.476 billion KypsCrewians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parrot Bay. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient KypsCrewian economy, worth a remarkable 3,018 trillion doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is an impressive 118,467 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and more and more people are signing up for the government party. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KypsCrew's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Piracy.

KypsCrew is ranked 52,078th in the world and 2,429th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 23.54 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 285thMost Cheerful Citizens: 352ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 718thSafest: 1,213thMost Devout: 1,523rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,163rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,837thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,907thMost Developed: 3,217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,222ndLargest Populations: 3,666thHighest Economic Output: 4,419thLargest Governments: 4,901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,327thSmartest Citizens: 6,830thMost Influential: 7,576thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,825thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,956thMost Cultured: 8,563rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,736thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,731stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,552ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,153rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,311thHealthiest Citizens: 12,517thBest Weather: 15,136thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,390thMost Stationary: 21,721stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,907th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionSafest: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 79th in the regionMost Devout: 81st in the regionLargest Populations: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 125th in the regionMost Developed: 134th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 156th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 194th in the regionLargest Governments: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 250th in the regionMost Stationary: 269th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 304th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 408th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 428th in the regionMost Cultured: 438th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 558th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 573rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 648th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 690th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : KypsCrew endorsed The Eccentric Skies of Luna State.
  • : KypsCrew endorsed The Western Guardian Emeritus of Arkadia Universalis.
  • : KypsCrew endorsed The Gold Brit of Wymondham.
  • : KypsCrew voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Templar High Council".
  • : KypsCrew voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protected Working Leave".
  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : Following new legislation in KypsCrew, cigarettes are dead-cheap.

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