The Walrus Hunting Peoples of Kyo cards 4 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Hartwell Vonimof with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.15 billion Kyorgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyorgia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.

The thriving Kyorgian economy, worth 665 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,016 Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 332,176 per year while the poor average 18,716, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, some say Kyorgia Kyosson-Hartwell Vonimof has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, and the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyo cards 4's national animal is the Takin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Kyo cards 4 is ranked 132,599^th in the world and 21^st in Rejected Cards for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.49 law-abiding acts per hour.