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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,551stBest Weather: 5,668thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,737th
The Queendom of
Democratic Socialists
ROAR
Supremequeen
Influence
Power
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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Kyntucky

Population5.282 billion

CapitalMooselandia
LeaderSupremequeen
FaithKynduism

Currencykyncoin
Animalmoose

The Queendom of Kyntucky is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supremequeen with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.282 billion Kyntuckyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mooselandia. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyntuckyian economy, worth 589 trillion kyncoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,694 kyncoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyntucky's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kynduism.

Kyntucky is ranked 8,896th in the world and 1st in Grumbletonia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,352ndMost Secular: 10,576thSafest: 10,705thMost Pacifist: 12,180thMost Developed: 12,399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,065thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,534thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,629thMost Inclusive: 14,298thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,769thSmartest Citizens: 16,047thMost Cultured: 16,322ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,419thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,837thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,480th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyntucky, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyntucky, a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyntucky, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyntucky, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyntucky, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Kyntucky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Kyntucky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyntucky, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyntucky, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Mooselandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyntucky, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.

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