The Social Imperialist Technate of Kynthes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gatzga Monova with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.775 billion Kynthesi are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diralsk. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kynthesine economy, worth 723 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,701 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Gatzga Monova to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynthes's national animal is the Gopnei, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bread.

Kynthes is ranked 10,312^th in the world and 14^th in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,161.49 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.