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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,138thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,235th
The Social Imperialist Technate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The Proletariat will live on!
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kynthes

Population3.775 billion

CapitalDiralsk
LeaderGatzga Monova
FaithBread

CurrencyStamp
AnimalGopnei

The Social Imperialist Technate of Kynthes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gatzga Monova with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.775 billion Kynthesi are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diralsk. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kynthesine economy, worth 723 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,701 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Gatzga Monova to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynthes's national animal is the Gopnei, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bread.

Kynthes is ranked 10,312th in the world and 14th in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,161.49 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,138thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,235thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,491stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,548thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,482ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,721stLargest Black Market: 5,035thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,186thMost Developed: 6,479thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,680thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,056thHighest Average Incomes: 7,551stMost Influential: 7,625thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,172ndLargest Governments: 8,228thMost Secular: 8,488thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,545thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,847thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,092ndSmartest Citizens: 9,338thLowest Crime Rates: 9,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,066thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,312thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,620thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,600thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,547thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,553rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,996thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,072ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,124thMost Efficient Economies: 20,773rdLargest Welfare Programs: 23,207thMost Inclusive: 23,487th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kynthes lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynthes, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Gatzga Monova to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Kynthes lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Kynthes changed its national nation type to "Social Imperialist Technate".
  • : Kynthes lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynthes, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynthes, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynthes, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Kynthes changed its national nation type to "Social Technocratic Republic".
  • : Kynthes lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.

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