The Sagrado Imperio Exaltado of Kynor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alto Emperador Daniel II de Kynor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.447 billion Kynorans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San José de Los Kynoreños. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynoran economy, worth 357 trillion Imperial Escudoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 146,225 Imperial Escudoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 650,718 per year while the poor average 20,450, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Kynor flights to avoid the pay lavatories, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynor's national animal is the Imperial Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Josephite Christianity.

Kynor is ranked 39,051^st in the world and 27^th in Azure Watester Federation for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 66.24 Effective Tax Rate.