The Exalted Josephite Empire of Kynor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Daniel II of Kynor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.643 billion Kynorans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San José de Los Kynoreños. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kynoran economy, worth 538 trillion Imperial Escudoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 147,811 Imperial Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, the teaching of evolution has been banned, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynor's national animal is the Imperial Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Josephite Christianity.

Kynor is ranked 25,040^th in the world and 18^th in Azure Watester Federation for Largest Black Market, with 12.6 trillion Standard Monetary Units.