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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,281stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,434thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,645th
The Universal Novohispano Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Viva Cristo Rey
Emperor Daniel II
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Kynor

Population6.333 billion

CapitalSantiago de Guatemala
LeaderEmperor Daniel II
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyKynoran peso
AnimalImperial crocodile

The Universal Novohispano Empire of Kynor is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Daniel II with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.333 billion Kynorans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago de Guatemala. The average income tax rate is 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynoran economy, worth a remarkable 1,448 trillion Kynoran pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,735 Kynoran pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

People have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynor's national animal is the Imperial crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Kynor is ranked 36,458th in the world and 17th in Azure Watester Federation for Smartest Citizens, with 43.8 quips per hour.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,281stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,434thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,645thMost Patriotic: 2,100thMost Armed: 2,153rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,155thMost Devout: 2,577thTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,135thLargest Black Market: 3,475thMost Conservative: 4,084thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,197thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,531stMost Efficient Economies: 4,775thHighest Average Incomes: 5,110thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,155thMost Influential: 8,181stLargest Governments: 8,612thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,424thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,155thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,798thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,071stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,279thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,904thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,901stHighest Economic Output: 13,914thLowest Crime Rates: 14,008thMost Developed: 14,694thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,439thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,006thLargest Retail Industry: 16,499thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,113thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,535thMost Authoritarian: 24,142nd
Top
5%
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kynor, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynor, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynor, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynor, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynor, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynor, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynor, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynor, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.
  • : Kynor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynor, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.

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