The Universal Novohispano Empire of Kynor is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Daniel II with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.333 billion Kynorans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago de Guatemala. The average income tax rate is 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynoran economy, worth a remarkable 1,448 trillion Kynoran pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,735 Kynoran pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

People have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynor's national animal is the Imperial crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Kynor is ranked 36,458^th in the world and 17^th in Azure Watester Federation for Smartest Citizens, with 43.8 quips per hour.