The Republic of Kynan009 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.234 billion Kynan009ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 29.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan009ian economy, worth 778 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,802 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan009's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kynan009 is ranked 14,197^th in the world and 173^rd in Kynanland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.07 law-abiding acts per hour.