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Nudest: 2,065thMost Stationary: 11,887thLargest Populations: 20,170th
The Laskiaispulla Loving Kids of
Authoritarian Democracy
Olemmeko osa Ruotsin, Venšjšn tai Suomessa nyt?
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Kymmenegaarde

Population14.868 billion

CapitalHelsinke
LeaderLauri Kristian Relander
Faithprotesting all this Roman Catholic stuff

Currencymarkaa
AnimalBrown Bear

The Laskiaispulla Loving Kids of Kymmenegaarde is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lauri Kristian Relander with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, devout population of 14.868 billion Kymmenegaardeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinke. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kymmenegaardean economy, worth 835 trillion markaas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,217 markaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Kymmenegaardean nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kymmenegaarde's national animal is the Brown Bear and its national religion is protesting all this Roman Catholic stuff.

Kymmenegaarde is ranked 240,189th in the world and 2nd in Scandinavium for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.7 bananas ingested per day.

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Nudest: 2,065thTop
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Most Stationary: 11,887thTop
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Largest Populations: 20,170thLargest Black Market: 21,081stMost Devout: 25,893rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kymmenegaarde changed its national faith to "protesting all this Roman Catholic stuff".
  • : Kymmenegaarde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kymmenegaarde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kymmenegaarde changed its national faith to "protesting all the Roman Catholic stuff".
  • : Kymmenegaarde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kymmenegaarde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Kymmenegaarde was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Kymmenegaarde changed its national faith to "protesting the Roman Catholic stuff".
  • : Kymmenegaarde was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Kymmenegaarde, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.

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