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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,139thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,133rdLargest Black Market: 16,745th
The Locomotion of
Father Knows Best State
In my Imagination there is no complication
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Kylie Minogue

Population4.342 billion

CurrencyRed
AnimalTiger

The Locomotion of Kylie Minogue is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 4.342 billion Kylie Minogueans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.

The thriving Kylie Minoguean economy, worth 234 trillion Reds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,932 Reds, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylie Minogue's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kylie Minogue is ranked 150,340th in the world and 2,268th in Artificial Solar System for Most Extreme, scoring 14.23 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,139thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,133rdLargest Black Market: 16,745thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,014thHighest Drug Use: 22,461stHealthiest Citizens: 24,387th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 140th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 174th in the regionLargest Black Market: 177th in the regionBest Weather: 191st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 204th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 264th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 293rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 305th in the regionMost Inclusive: 315th in the regionNicest Citizens: 320th in the regionMost Influential: 365th in the regionMost Developed: 391st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 420th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 446th in the regionMost Armed: 456th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kylie Minogue, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Kylie Minogue, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kylie Minogue, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Kylie Minogue, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kylie Minogue, Kylie Minoguean Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock.
  • : Following new legislation in Kylie Minogue, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Kylie Minogue, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kylie Minogue, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Kylie Minogue, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kylie Minogue, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.

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