The Locomotion of Kylie Minogue is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 4.342 billion Kylie Minogueans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.

The thriving Kylie Minoguean economy, worth 234 trillion Reds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,932 Reds, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylie Minogue's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kylie Minogue is ranked 150,340^th in the world and 2,268^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Extreme, scoring 14.23 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.