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Highest Poor Incomes: 4thMost Subsidized Industry: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 39th
The Warzone States of
Democratic Socialists
Your utopia, My dystopia
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kyldellian Zereack

Population15.38 billion

CapitalGreyfield City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyKerpton
AnimalMonster

The Warzone States of Kyldellian Zereack is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.38 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyfield City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 12,269 trillion Kerptons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 797,781 Kerptons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Zereack's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Zereack is ranked 144,934th in the world and 19th in Kylden for Most Authoritarian, with 584.28 milliStalins.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 4thMost Subsidized Industry: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 39thLargest Black Market: 43rdMost Efficient Economies: 56thLargest Publishing Industry: 57thMost Advanced Public Transport: 87thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 102ndMost Cultured: 103rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 112thLargest Governments: 115thMost Armed: 129thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 139thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 146thLargest Information Technology Sector: 159thMost Rebellious Youth: 161stLargest Welfare Programs: 166thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 170thMost Scientifically Advanced: 175thHighest Average Tax Rates: 188thMost Advanced Public Education: 210thMost Inclusive: 226thSmartest Citizens: 276thHighest Economic Output: 284thHighest Crime Rates: 314thRudest Citizens: 403rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 409thLargest Gambling Industry: 437thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 518thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 605thMost Devout: 619thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 805thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,326thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,466thLargest Retail Industry: 1,506thMost Developed: 1,784thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,842ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,086thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,645thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,831stMost Stationary: 4,355thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,921stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,973rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,522ndMost Influential: 9,810thFattest Citizens: 10,440thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,403rdLargest Populations: 14,664thHighest Drug Use: 18,125thMost Income Equality: 20,821st
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Zereack, 90% of active duty KZAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.

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