Population | 15.38 billion |
Capital | Greyfield City |
Faith | Morvolox |
Currency | Kerpton |
Animal | Monster |
The Warzone States of Kyldellian Zereack is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.38 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyfield City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 12,269 trillion Kerptons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 797,781 Kerptons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Zereack's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.
Kyldellian Zereack is ranked 144,934th in the world and 19th in Kylden for Most Authoritarian, with 584.28 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kyldellian Zereack, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
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Kyldellian Zereack, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Zereack, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Zereack, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
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Kyldellian Zereack, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
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Kyldellian Zereack, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
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Kyldellian Zereack, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
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Kyldellian Zereack, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Zereack, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
- : Following new legislation in
Kyldellian Zereack, 90% of active duty KZAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.