The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Xezoden is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.48 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Desert City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,750 trillion Kerptons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 522,713 Kerptons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Xezoden's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Xezoden is ranked 112^th in the world and 7^th in Kylden for Lowest Crime Rates, with 279.22 law-abiding acts per hour.