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Highest Poor Incomes: 9thMost Subsidized Industry: 9thHighest Average Incomes: 39th
The Warzone States of
New York Times Democracy
Better go chaos then tyranny!
Influence
Auxiliary
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Kyldellian Mencorp

Population15.452 billion

CapitalDark City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMonster

The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.452 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 12,302 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 796,199 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Leader's rear echelons, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 1,129th in the world and 3rd in Kylden for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 15,244.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 9thMost Subsidized Industry: 9thHighest Average Incomes: 39thLargest Black Market: 48thMost Efficient Economies: 60thLargest Publishing Industry: 68thMost Advanced Public Transport: 70thLargest Governments: 103rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 111thMost Cultured: 115thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 116thMost Armed: 140thLargest Welfare Programs: 148thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 154thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 155thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 162ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 177thMost Advanced Public Education: 184thLargest Information Technology Sector: 212thRudest Citizens: 236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 238thMost Rebellious Youth: 245thSmartest Citizens: 251stMost Inclusive: 253rdHighest Economic Output: 283rdHighest Crime Rates: 311thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 525thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 541stLargest Gambling Industry: 635thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 640thMost Devout: 766thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 816thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,083rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,129thLargest Retail Industry: 1,458thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,674thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,790thMost Developed: 1,839thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,971stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,819thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,140thMost Stationary: 4,352ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,554thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,728thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,812thMost Influential: 9,800thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,353rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 12,543rdLargest Populations: 14,562ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,381st
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Leader's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, there's a politician called Male Infant Cooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.

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