The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.452 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 12,302 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 796,199 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Leader's rear echelons, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 1,129^th in the world and 3^rd in Kylden for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 15,244.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.