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Most Subsidized Industry: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 9thHighest Average Incomes: 44th
The Warzone States of
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Better go chaos then tyranny!
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Kyldellian Mencorp

Population14.223 billion

CapitalDark City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMonster

The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.223 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,089 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 779,702 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military training in Kyldellian Mencorp emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, and citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 116,569th in the world and 2nd in Kylden for Most Extreme, scoring 16.41 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 9thHighest Average Incomes: 44thLargest Black Market: 54thMost Efficient Economies: 55thMost Advanced Public Transport: 69thLargest Publishing Industry: 73rdLargest Governments: 103rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 110thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 111thMost Cultured: 111thLargest Welfare Programs: 135thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 142ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 146thMost Armed: 147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 172ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 177thLargest Information Technology Sector: 206thRudest Citizens: 207thMost Inclusive: 219thMost Scientifically Advanced: 245thSmartest Citizens: 249thMost Rebellious Youth: 261stHighest Economic Output: 322ndHighest Crime Rates: 323rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 563rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 592ndLargest Gambling Industry: 648thMost Devout: 705thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 706thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 810thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,065thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,118thLargest Retail Industry: 1,361stMost Developed: 1,771stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,980thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,412thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,631stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,708thMost Stationary: 4,500thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,221stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,969thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,333rdMost Influential: 10,071stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 10,926thLargest Populations: 14,973rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,902ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,273rdHighest Drug Use: 20,710thNudest: 20,899th
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, military training in Kyldellian Mencorp emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, sex changes are routinely performed at Kyldellian Mencorp's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference.

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