The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.223 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,089 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 779,702 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military training in Kyldellian Mencorp emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, and citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 116,569^th in the world and 2^nd in Kylden for Most Extreme, scoring 16.41 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.