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The Third Social Alliance of
Democratic Socialists
You mess with the people, you mess with the state!
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Kyldellian Halon

Population17.84 billion

CapitalThe Great Fortress of Mt Iris
LeaderThe Founder
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 17.84 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 10,861 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 608,814 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", Kyldellian Halon successfully hosted the Kylden Olympics, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Halon is ranked 14th in the world and 1st in Kylden for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 104.68 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Governments: 6thMost Patriotic: 7thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thMost Cultured: 13thMost Efficient Economies: 14thSafest: 15thLowest Crime Rates: 25thSmartest Citizens: 38thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38thHighest Food Quality: 46thHighest Poor Incomes: 50thMost Scientifically Advanced: 52ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 65thMost Subsidized Industry: 77thMost Developed: 84thLongest Average Lifespans: 95thMost Inclusive: 111thHighest Average Incomes: 149thLargest Publishing Industry: 150thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 225thHealthiest Citizens: 232ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 236thMost Devout: 358thMost Armed: 385thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 397thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 418thHighest Economic Output: 437thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 462ndMost Advanced Public Education: 462ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 536thLargest Welfare Programs: 563rdRudest Citizens: 684thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 699thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 741stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 989thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,010thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,318thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,422ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,629thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,484thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,887thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,391stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,510thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,767thMost Stationary: 4,024thLargest Retail Industry: 4,272ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,973rdMost Influential: 9,180thTop
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Largest Populations: 11,969thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,423rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,595thMost Income Equality: 23,045th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, Kyldellian Halon successfully hosted the Kylden Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, it's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, books are so highly regarded in Kyldellian Halon that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Kyldellian Halon.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.

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