The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 24.461 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 16,785 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 686,232 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Halon is ranked 305,181^st in the world and 2^nd in Kylden for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.