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Highest Poor Incomes: 13thMost Subsidized Industry: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 39th
The Warzone States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
No pain, No gain!
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kyldellian Gilge

Population14.681 billion

CapitalThor City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Warzone States of Kyldellian Gilge is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, feral children, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.681 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thor City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,668 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 794,819 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Gilge's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Gilge is ranked 238th in the world and 2nd in Kylden for Rudest Citizens, with 565.62 Insults Per Minute.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 13thMost Subsidized Industry: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 39thLargest Black Market: 48thLargest Publishing Industry: 55thMost Efficient Economies: 63rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97thMost Armed: 105thMost Cultured: 113thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 119thLargest Governments: 125thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 158thMost Advanced Public Transport: 169thMost Advanced Public Education: 195thHighest Crime Rates: 217thMost Rebellious Youth: 220thLargest Welfare Programs: 222ndSmartest Citizens: 224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 226thMost Inclusive: 238thRudest Citizens: 238thHighest Economic Output: 294thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 369thLargest Gambling Industry: 407thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 449thMost Devout: 657thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 738thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 907thLargest Retail Industry: 984thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,843rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,844thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,889thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,063rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,096thMost Developed: 2,158thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,200thFattest Citizens: 2,582ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,743rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,289thMost Stationary: 4,416thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,896thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,322ndMost Influential: 10,020thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,338thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,304thLargest Populations: 14,819th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.

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