The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Galnge is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.753 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowport City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth a remarkable 7,853 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 498,559 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Galnge's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Galnge is ranked 240,678^th in the world and 10^th in Kylden for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -27.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.