Population | 5.26 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | squirrel |
The Free Land of KYCF45 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.26 billion KYCF45ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.6%.
The KYCF45ian economy, worth 290 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,225 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail, and Amnesty Interregional has condemned KYCF45 for ignoring crimes against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KYCF45's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
KYCF45 is ranked 78,287th in the world and 102nd in KYCF for Most Stationary, with 619.5412007156 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in KYCF45, Amnesty Interregional has condemned KYCF45 for ignoring crimes against humanity.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF45, the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF45, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
- : KYCF45 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in KYCF45, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF45, nations that kill a KYCF45ian can expect a strongly worded letter.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF45, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF45, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF45, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in KYCF45, a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes".