The Commonwealth of KYCF22 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 5.469 billion KYCF22ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The KYCF22ian economy, worth 264 trillion kwanzas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,437 kwanzas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, the government is giving peace a chance, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KYCF22's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

KYCF22 is ranked 105,907^th in the world and 11^th in KYCF for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.18 law-abiding acts per hour.