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Most Secular: 2,025thMost Armed: 2,692ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,849th
The Imperium Argentum of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Valor in Duty. Honor in Sacrifice!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.219 billion

LeaderEmpress Evangeline I


The Imperium Argentum of Kyavan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Evangeline I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.219 billion Kyavanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbeaurum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyavanian economy, worth 538 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,387 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

No one born in Kyavan can fix a leaky faucet, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyavan's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Kyavan is ranked 208,470th in the world and 82nd in Azure Watester Federation for Most Stationary, with 0.3846178094 Days.

Most Secular: 2,025thTop
Most Armed: 2,692ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,849thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,998thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,038thLowest Crime Rates: 4,144thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,931stMost Developed: 6,698thHealthiest Citizens: 7,332ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,339thLargest Governments: 7,384thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,059thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,417thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,998thMost Influential: 9,189thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,379thMost Efficient Economies: 10,183rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,197thSmartest Citizens: 10,240thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,444thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,462ndBest Weather: 11,215thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,687thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,869thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,017thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,032ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,150thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,126thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,130thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,026thMost Authoritarian: 20,629th
Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the region

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