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Most Secular: 2,325thMost Armed: 3,257thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,013th
The Last Pillar of
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Population5.875 billion

LeaderParmenion Bardas
FaithThronic Christianity


The Last Pillar of Kyavan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Parmenion Bardas with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.875 billion Kyavanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubrovnik. The average income tax rate is 89.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyavanian economy, worth 974 trillion Thrones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,944 Thrones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

No one born in Kyavan can fix a leaky faucet, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyavan's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Thronic Christianity.

Kyavan is ranked 146,120th in the world and 25th in Azure Watester Federation for Most Stationary, with 70.8896074084 days.

Most Secular: 2,325thTop
Most Armed: 3,257thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,013thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,291stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,807thLowest Crime Rates: 4,815thMost Patriotic: 5,768thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,837thMost Developed: 7,381stLargest Governments: 8,463rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,571stHealthiest Citizens: 8,574thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,996thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,028thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,796thSmartest Citizens: 10,679thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,971stHighest Average Incomes: 11,927thMost Efficient Economies: 12,306thBest Weather: 12,685thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,873rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,154thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,199thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,866thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,826thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,271stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,257thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,711thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,000thHighest Economic Output: 22,043rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,147thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,691st

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