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Most Secular: 2,748th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,948th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,039th
The Kaiserriech of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pain is Temporary, Honor is forever
Kaiser Franz Ulmer IV
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kyavan

Population1.1 billion

CapitalJadotgrad
LeaderKaiser Franz Ulmer IV
FaithProtestant Orthodoxy

CurrencyCrown
AnimalEagle

The Kaiserriech of Kyavan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Franz Ulmer IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.1 billion Kyavanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jadotgrad. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyavanian economy, worth 121 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,194 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Kyavan to be bombproof, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyavan's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant Orthodoxy.

Kyavan is ranked 4,948th in the world and 100th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 21 Valid Endorsements.

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Most Secular: 2,748thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,948thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,039thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,547thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,948thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,980thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,505thMost Authoritarian: 10,405thLowest Crime Rates: 11,291stMost Influential: 12,072ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,220thMost Developed: 13,809th
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Most Secular: 49th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyavan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Auralia".
  • : Kyavan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Personal Privacy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyavan, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Kyavan altered its national flag.
  • : Kyavan lost the endorsement of The Dictatorship of Suzuland.
  • : Kyavan lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Kyavan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Kyavan lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyavan, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyavan, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.

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