The Wasteland of Kyallisar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Doe with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 29.085 billion Kyallisarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underworld. The average income tax rate is 28.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyallisarian economy, worth a remarkable 8,100 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 278,496 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Kyallisarians, and mothers drive their college-graduate children to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kyallisar's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dragon Hallow.

Kyallisar is ranked 3,930^th in the world and 96^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 278,496.32 Standard Monetary Units.