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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,184th
The Matriarchy of
Mother Knows Best State
We believe in ourselves
Mother Poppy
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Kxelshar

Population2.771 billion

CapitalHeart city
LeaderMother Poppy
FaithSaranism

CurrencyLopta
AnimalKhelshar dog

The Matriarchy of Kxelshar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mother Poppy with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.771 billion Kxelsharians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heart city. The average income tax rate is 12.6%.

The Kxelsharian economy, worth 167 trillion Loptas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 60,313 Loptas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, orange is the new black for judicial robes, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Kxelshar's national animal is the Khelshar dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Saranism.

Kxelshar is ranked 190,736th in the world and 298th in Oneid for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 47.8 Whatever.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,184th
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Best Weather: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kxelshar, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
  • : Following new legislation in Kxelshar, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kxelshar, orange is the new black for judicial robes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kxelshar, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.
  • : Following new legislation in Kxelshar, Mother Poppy's new office has a propensity to catch on fire.
  • : Kxelshar changed its national capital to "Heart city" and its faith to "Saranism".
  • : Following new legislation in Kxelshar, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Kxelshar, Heart city's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Kxelshar, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Kxelshar, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Kxelshar's many privately-owned prisons.

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