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Most Valuable International Artwork: 651stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,694thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,231st
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Kwisatz Carderach

Population723 million


The Shortening of the Way of Kwisatz Carderach is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 723 million Kwisatz Carderachians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The strong Kwisatz Carderachian economy, worth 33.3 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 45,994 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 135,723 per year while the poor average 12,258, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

The industries of Kwisatz Carderach are coughing all the way to the bank, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Kwisatz Carderach with trees, and patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kwisatz Carderach's national animal is the Maker.

Kwisatz Carderach is ranked 225,268th in the world and 1,901st in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 609.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 651stTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,694thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,231stMost Conservative: 11,892ndTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 19,641st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 67th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Conservative: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 156th in the region

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