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Most Ignorant Citizens: 447thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 677thFattest Citizens: 731st
The Radiant and Free Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Malnutrition is Just a State of Mind
Supreme Elected Leader Baby Dak Limbo
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kwashiorkistan

Population4.787 billion

CapitalMugabishu
LeaderSupreme Elected Leader Baby Dak Limbo
FaithCult Limbo

CurrencyFood Stamp
AnimalHungry Hungry Hippo

The Radiant and Free Republic of Kwashiorkistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Elected Leader Baby Dak Limbo with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.787 billion Kwashiorkis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mugabishu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwashiorki economy, worth a remarkable 1,018 trillion Food Stamps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 212,867 Food Stamps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,477,261 per year while the poor average 10,731, a ratio of 137 to 1.

Most pop videos prominently feature the Kwashiorki flag, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, Kwashiorkis wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?", and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kwashiorkistan's national animal is the Hungry Hungry Hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult Limbo.

Kwashiorkistan is ranked 1,153rd in the world and 1st in Barbarea for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.48 million Standard Monetary Units.

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1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 447thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 677thFattest Citizens: 731stLargest Insurance Industry: 896thMost Avoided: 972ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,044thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,208thLargest Mining Sector: 1,409thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,535thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,591stLargest Retail Industry: 1,641stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,673rdTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,866thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,889thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,369thNudest: 2,798thMost Primitive: 3,764thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,928thMost Efficient Economies: 4,223rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,302ndLargest Black Market: 5,419thRudest Citizens: 5,970thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,777thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,412thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,941stTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,233rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,302ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,876thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,324thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,384thHighest Economic Output: 15,798thLargest Governments: 16,642ndMost Conservative: 18,072nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kwashiorkistan's influence in Barbarea rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • : Kwashiorkistan's influence in Barbarea rose from "Power" to "Dominator".
  • : Kwashiorkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Kwashiorkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kwashiorkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Kwashiorkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Kwashiorkistan, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Kwashiorkistan, Kwashiorkis wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?".
  • : Kwashiorkistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Kwashiorkistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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