The Kingdom of Kwandelia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Andrey Kwandel with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 1.202 billion Kwandels have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riliti. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The thriving Kwandelian economy, worth 106 trillion KANS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,949 KANS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwandelia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Absent.

Kwandelia is ranked 297,668^th in the world and 54^th in Ensio for Most Patriotic, with 0.84 flags saluted per person per day.