The Honorable Republic of
Most locals like to while away an afternoon by huffing paint or finding pleasure in the little things, like setting orphans on fire. The citizenry take great pride in the fact that you can see the entire nation in a single day's bike ride. This is not difficult as the country is less than 6 miles in diameter. The only drawback to that however is the population density, which is frighteningly high. The average residence is less than 55 square feet and has nearly 6 members, making regular use of deodorant a requirement that is enforced often by firing squad.