The Illuminate Commune of Kuveria is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.553 billion Avaie have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuveria. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Avaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,897 trillion Nips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 341,764 Nips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuveria's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuveria is ranked 267,560^th in the world and 7,270^th in Lazarus for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.47 crimes per hour.