The Illuminate Imperium of Kuveria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kirsten Snowdagger with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.528 billion Kuverians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alenseau. The average income tax rate is 93.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuvein economy, worth a remarkable 1,477 trillion Kuwens a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 326,349 Kuwens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, hunters often become the hunted, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuveria's national animal is the Kuverian Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Kuveria is ranked 227,819^th in the world and 10,045^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 8.59 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.