The Illuminate Imperium of Kuveria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hwangje Minseok II with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.176 billion Najen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sincho. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Neoche economy, worth 979 trillion Nawons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 308,411 Nawons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,677,456 per year while the poor average 29,153, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuveria's national animal is the Nacheyeou, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Kuveria is ranked 39,480^th in the world and 2,306^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,153.97 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.