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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,170thNicest Citizens: 1,325thMost Inclusive: 1,480th
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Kuuj

Population2.059 billion

CapitalNew Seattle
LeaderDr Martin Rowley
FaithSecular Transhumanism

CurrencyGram
Animalcat

The Technocratic Utopia of Kuuj is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Martin Rowley with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.059 billion Kuujians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Seattle. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kuujian economy, worth 355 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,866 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Kuuj as a reminder of their "special relationship", people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, and a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of New Seattle. Crime is totally unknown. Kuuj's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Transhumanism.

Kuuj is ranked 34,773rd in the world and 13th in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Nudest, with 201 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,170thNicest Citizens: 1,325thMost Inclusive: 1,480thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,970thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,398thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,513thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,750thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,049thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,509thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,590thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,635thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,057thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,583rdMost Developed: 4,644thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,743rdSmartest Citizens: 4,745thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,133rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,253rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,735thLargest Governments: 5,764thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,788thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,913thMost Efficient Economies: 6,537thHealthiest Citizens: 6,772ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,805thBest Weather: 7,031stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,105thMost Secular: 8,524thHighest Average Incomes: 9,415thMost Cultured: 9,928thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,373rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,747thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,156thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,527thSafest: 12,876thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,050th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kuuj, a plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of New Seattle.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuuj, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuuj, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuuj, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Kuuj as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in Kuuj, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuuj, on-duty Air Kuuj flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuuj, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuuj, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuuj, supervisors in Kuuj commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuuj, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Libertarian Socialist Confederation.

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