The Roavinian SPSF Puppet of Kutumal III is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 16.773 billion Kutumal IIIians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Kutumal IIIian economy, worth 214 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 12,763 Shiny Green Things, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kutumal III's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kutumal III is ranked 77,533^rd in the world and 1,970^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.9 law-abiding acts per hour.