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Kustonia

Population10.419 billion

CapitalZonnox
LeaderChancellor Lodved Rendhopp
FaithGuild Christianity

CurrencyJük
AnimalVulture

The National Syndicated Fiefdom of Kustonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Lodved Rendhopp with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.419 billion Kustonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zonnox. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kustonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,499 trillion Jüks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,941 Jüks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Several politicians have resigned following clarifications that "bribe" and "donation" are not actually synonyms, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kustonia's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Guild Christianity.

Kustonia is ranked 173,131st in the world and 44th in Farkasfalka for Most Avoided, scoring 0.47 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,968thMost Devout: 3,173rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,100thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,265thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,306thMost Armed: 4,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,832ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,842ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,250thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,540thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,209thLargest Governments: 6,549thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,722ndMost Cultured: 6,886thMost Developed: 7,797thMost Efficient Economies: 8,253rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,316thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,758thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 9,232ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,825thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,960thHighest Economic Output: 10,004thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,074thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,968thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,305thHealthiest Citizens: 14,043rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,443rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,590thSmartest Citizens: 14,871stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,767thBest Weather: 18,124th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kustonia, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Kustonia, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Kustonia, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Kustonia voted for The Empire of Kuriko in the General Election.
  • : Following new legislation in Kustonia, several politicians have resigned following clarifications that "bribe" and "donation" are not actually synonyms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kustonia, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Kustonia, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Kustonia, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kustonia, birth announcements often also serve as death announcements.
  • : Kustonia was banned from The Grand Dominion by The Dominion of Vos May.

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