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Largest Agricultural Sector: 54th Most Primitive: 992nd Most Cultured: 2,587th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
From Many, One
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kuronami

Population5.327 billion

CapitalCaloris
LeaderOrtfiné Fredericka von Eylstadt

Currencykrona
Animalhorse

The Empire of Kuronami is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ortfiné Fredericka von Eylstadt with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.327 billion Kuronamians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caloris. The average income tax rate is 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuronamian economy, worth 786 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,628 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures, bars are packed at all hours, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kuronami's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kuronami is ranked 7,166th in the world and 21st in Greater Dienstad for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 54thMost Primitive: 992ndTop
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Most Cultured: 2,587thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,040thMost Devout: 3,902ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,333rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,673rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,702ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,593rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,928thMost Efficient Economies: 7,166thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,492ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,649thLargest Retail Industry: 8,285thTop
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Most Developed: 9,025thMost Pacifist: 9,070thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,839thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,117thBest Weather: 10,493rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,415thLargest Governments: 13,322ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,359thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,915thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,970thMost Stationary: 16,075thMost Influential: 17,289th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures.
  • : Kuronami was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, bungee jumpers frequently go splat.

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