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Largest Agricultural Sector: 93rdMost Primitive: 670thMost Cultured: 1,565th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
From Many, One
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kuronami

Population8.14 billion

CapitalCaloris
LeaderOrtfiné Fredericka von Eylstadt

Currencykrona
Animalhorse

The Empire of Kuronami is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ortfiné Fredericka von Eylstadt with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.14 billion Kuronamians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caloris. The average income tax rate is 81.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuronamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,298 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,464 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuronami's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kuronami is ranked 56,354th in the world and 26th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,721.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 93rdMost Primitive: 670thMost Cultured: 1,565thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,665thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,719thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,098thMost Devout: 4,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,599thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,678thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,000thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,488thMost Efficient Economies: 6,280thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,600thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,978thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,191stLargest Governments: 9,303rdTop
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Most Developed: 10,879thLowest Crime Rates: 10,916thHighest Average Incomes: 11,500thMost Stationary: 11,553rdLargest Retail Industry: 11,882ndBest Weather: 11,938thHighest Economic Output: 12,678thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,053rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,885thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,945thMost Influential: 15,815thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,277thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,306thMost Pacifist: 17,547thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,247thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,523rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kuronami was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Kuronami was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.

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