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Largest Agricultural Sector: 85th Most Primitive: 1,626th Most Devout: 3,306th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
From Many, One
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kuronami

Population4.577 billion

CapitalCaloris
LeaderOrtfiné Fredericka von Eylstadt

Currencykrona
Animalhorse

The Empire of Kuronami is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ortfiné Fredericka von Eylstadt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.577 billion Kuronamians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caloris. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kuronamian economy, worth 636 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 139,127 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Kuronami as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kuronami's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kuronami is ranked 6,173rd in the world and 7th in Greater Dienstad for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,370.91 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 85thMost Primitive: 1,626thTop
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Most Devout: 3,306thMost Cultured: 3,320thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,038thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,173rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,559thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,930thMost Efficient Economies: 7,386thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,174thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,973rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,105thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,104thMost Developed: 10,212thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,300thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,446thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,161stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,452ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,813thMost Pacifist: 14,194thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,389thHighest Average Incomes: 15,102ndBest Weather: 15,369th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Kuronami as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuronami, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.

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