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Largest Retail Industry: 69thMost Subsidized Industry: 305thFattest Citizens: 391st
The Rogue Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Black secret technique machine shot
Gaara
Influence
Powerbroker
Minister of Dinner Rolls
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kuroari

Population9.444 billion

CapitalSunagakure
LeaderGaara

CurrencyBlade
AnimalAnt

The Rogue Nation of Kuroari is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Gaara with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.444 billion Kuroarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunagakure. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuroarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,452 trillion Blades a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 365,624 Blades, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, and the Gallery of Amusing Cat Photographs is the most popular museum in the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuroari's national animal is the Ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kuroari is ranked 1,532nd in the world and 1st in Thanksgiving for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 15,207.14 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 69thMost Subsidized Industry: 305thFattest Citizens: 391stLargest Mining Sector: 489thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 500thMost Devout: 542ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 709thLargest Black Market: 820thMost Efficient Economies: 1,056thMost Avoided: 1,237thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,289thHighest Average Incomes: 1,303rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,383rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,532ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,965thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,444thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,474thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,847thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,038thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,147thLargest Governments: 3,799thHighest Economic Output: 4,758thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,776thNudest: 6,904thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,105thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,561stMost Patriotic: 9,275thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,527thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 14,805thLowest Crime Rates: 16,789thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,113thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,573rdSmartest Citizens: 20,842ndMost Influential: 22,651stMost Inclusive: 23,078thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,870thMost Authoritarian: 26,329th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kuroari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuroari, the Gallery of Amusing Cat Photographs is the most popular museum in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuroari, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuroari, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuroari, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuroari, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuroari, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuroari, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuroari, safe drinking water is considered a luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Kuroari, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.

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