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Most Influential: 1,086thHealthiest Citizens: 1,498thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,553rd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Gratia Dei, nos vivere, humiliter
Kurfürst Georg Friedrich von Brandenburg
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg

Population3.584 billion

CapitalCarburg an der Oder
LeaderKurfürst Georg Friedrich von Brandenburg
FaithProtestant Catholicism

AnimalWhite-tailed eagle

The Constitutional Monarchy of Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kurfürst Georg Friedrich von Brandenburg with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 3.584 billion Brandennburgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carburg an der Oder. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient brandenburgian economy, worth 593 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,528 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Brandennburgians, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg's national animal is the White-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant Catholicism.

Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg is ranked 269,084th in the world and 1,238th in Europe for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -618.34 on the Hayek Index.

Most Influential: 1,086thHealthiest Citizens: 1,498thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,553rdMost Patriotic: 1,562ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,584thLowest Crime Rates: 1,639thBest Weather: 1,825thSafest: 1,924thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,071stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,150thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,247thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,563rdMost Developed: 2,645thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,740thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,078thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,153rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,333rdLargest Governments: 3,379thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,592ndNicest Citizens: 3,717thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,741stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,886thMost Devout: 3,911thMost Cultured: 4,203rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,847thSmartest Citizens: 5,563rdHighest Food Quality: 5,577thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,164thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,263rdMost Pacifist: 9,567thHighest Average Incomes: 11,923rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,532ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,497thMost Efficient Economies: 16,074thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,399thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,567th
Most Patriotic: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost Devout: 42nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 75th in the regionNicest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 84th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 111th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 122nd in the region

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