by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,593rdMost Influential: 2,718thBest Weather: 2,967th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Gratia Dei, nos vivere, humiliter
Kurfürst Georg Friedrich von Brandenburg
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg

Population1.799 billion

CapitalCarburg an der Oder
LeaderKurfürst Georg Friedrich von Brandenburg
FaithProtestant Catholicism

AnimalWhite-tailed eagle

The Constitutional Monarchy of Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kurfürst Georg Friedrich von Brandenburg with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.799 billion Brandennburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carburg an der Oder. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient brandenburgian economy, worth 225 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,423 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, some voters are required to show a minimum of four forms of identification, and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg's national animal is the White-tailed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestant Catholicism.

Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg is ranked 160,129th in the world and 948th in Europe for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -4.42 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,593rdMost Influential: 2,718thBest Weather: 2,967thHealthiest Citizens: 3,067thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,077thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,324thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,420thMost Patriotic: 3,439thLowest Crime Rates: 3,897thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,192ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,398thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,630thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,900thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,214thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,437thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,838thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,960thSafest: 6,257thNicest Citizens: 6,990thLargest Governments: 7,067thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,134thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,523rdMost Cultured: 8,503rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,509thHighest Food Quality: 9,356thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,910thMost Developed: 10,217thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,431stTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,896thMost Authoritarian: 15,030thMost Devout: 15,363rdMost Pacifist: 19,189thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,498thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,959thHighest Average Incomes: 21,148th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 34th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 60th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 88th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 91st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 96th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 110th in the regionMost Devout: 119th in the region

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