The Sveti Slovanski narod of KurentSlavija is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Patriarh Bogdan Bugaj with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.125 billion KurentSlovani are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ptuj. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient KurentSlovan economy, worth 462 trillion Cekins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 217,725 Cekins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 748,244 per year while the poor average 46,457, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Patriarh Bogdan Bugaj's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, KurentSlavija is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KurentSlavija's national animal is the Zlatorog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kurentstvo.

KurentSlavija is ranked 16,442^nd in the world and 1^st in The Mother Land for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 1 valid endorsements.