The Holy Empire of KurentSlavija is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 385 million KurentSlovani are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ptuj. The average income tax rate is 37.3%.

The frighteningly efficient KurentSlovan economy, worth 38.0 trillion Cekins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 98,710 Cekins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, tax rises are attributed to divine will, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KurentSlavija's national animal is the Zlatorog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

KurentSlavija is ranked 26,949^th in the world and 190^th in Europe for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,193.43 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.