Population | 2.293 billion |
Capital | Kyiv |
Leader | 🇺🇦Joseph Ukraines🇺🇦 |
Faith | 🇺🇦Ukrainiasm🇺🇦 |
Currency | Ukrainian Hryvnia |
Animal | Nightingale |
The United Ukrainian Republic of Kurdislavic Algharbistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by 🇺🇦Joseph Ukraines🇺🇦 with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 2.293 billion Ukrainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Ukrainian economy, worth 269 trillion Ukrainian Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,428 Ukrainian Hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, fat-shaming is now public policy, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kurdislavic Algharbistan's national animal is the Nightingale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 🇺🇦Ukrainiasm🇺🇦.
Kurdislavic Algharbistan is ranked 24,476th in the world and 1st in Old Altistan for Smartest Citizens, with 55.43 quips per hour.
National Happenings
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Kurdislavic Algharbistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
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Kurdislavic Algharbistan lodged a message on the Old Altistan Regional Message Board.
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Kurdislavic Algharbistan's influence in Old Altistan rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
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Kurdislavic Algharbistan's influence in Old Altistan rose from "Instigator" to "Enforcer".
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Kurdislavic Algharbistan's influence in Old Altistan fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
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Kurdislavic Algharbistan's influence in Old Altistan rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
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Kurdislavic Algharbistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
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Kurdislavic Algharbistan's influence in Old Altistan rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
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Kurdislavic Algharbistan's influence in Old Altistan rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
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Kurdislavic Algharbistan's influence in Old Altistan rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".