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Most Armed: 6,106thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,615thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,676th
The United Ukrainian Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Ukraine is not yet lost
🇺🇦Joseph Ukraines🇺🇦
Eminence Grise
Kurdi :)
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kurdislavic Algharbistan

Population2.293 billion

Leader🇺🇦Joseph Ukraines🇺🇦

CurrencyUkrainian Hryvnia

The United Ukrainian Republic of Kurdislavic Algharbistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by 🇺🇦Joseph Ukraines🇺🇦 with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 2.293 billion Ukrainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ukrainian economy, worth 269 trillion Ukrainian Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,428 Ukrainian Hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, fat-shaming is now public policy, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kurdislavic Algharbistan's national animal is the Nightingale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 🇺🇦Ukrainiasm🇺🇦.

Kurdislavic Algharbistan is ranked 24,476th in the world and 1st in Old Altistan for Smartest Citizens, with 55.43 quips per hour.

Most Armed: 6,106thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,615thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,676thLargest Mining Sector: 12,319thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,388thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,519thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 19,752ndMost Cultured: 20,486thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,098thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,224thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,442ndMost Inclusive: 22,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,767thMost Developed: 23,295thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,640thHighest Food Quality: 24,453rdSmartest Citizens: 24,476thMost Income Equality: 26,533rd

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